Bad Karma in Alice!!!

I have now come to the thinking that i am just not suppose to be in Alice. We have been here now for approx 4 weeks and the Karma is not good for me.
1. We arrived here and decided to visit Ayers Rock, got 100km into our trip and the van broke down, just wouldnt start, got it going and got a flat tyre on the way home.
2. Started work at Alice Springs Resort and found it is the first job i have ever hated in my life. So ended up handing in my notice.
3. Got a job at Sporties,yeah, and find that i now work for an Italian family, and it feels like i am in a Saprano scene. The whole family is involved. Scary, but good at the same time. They are great people. But we all know what happens when you try and get out, ha ha ha.
4. Bought myself a second hand bike for $60 and end up spending $100 on it, to fix it enough to be comfortable to ride.
5. Got my second hand bike stolen
6. Had to buy a new bike, $100
7. Got hit by a car on my new bike
8. Got attacked by birds on my way to gym
9. Got attacked by birds on my way home from gym

So as you can see, karma just has not been on my side in Alice. Fingers crossed it gets better. IT CANT GET WORSE, thats for sure